So it’s that one time of year where our friends from the great white north bleed red … & white!
Since it seems as though they’re taking over the Gold Coast with all these so called “Teachers” and “Tourists” we decided to see if their snow bird migrations have also infected the Aussie populations!
So signs you MIGHT be turning Canadian are…..
1. You finish your sentence with an “eh” and a ? instead of a “hey” .
2. You think that wearing a lumber jacket in Winter is fashionable.
3. You know what a “double -double” & a Timbit is.
4. You say “how are you doing” instead of “how ya goin’ mate”.
5. You think that Hockey is better then Rugby or Cricket, and secretly don’t care who wins the Stanley Cup because you think all hockey players are either Canadian or Russian anyways.
6. Americans just remind you of drunk people. But you dig their football more then the CFL.
7. You prefer a snowboard to a surf board.
8. You love Australia b/c its pretty much like Canada but without the snow.
9. You know what Poutine means, and tastes what it like.
10. In your country the “Ceasar’s” you order involve alcohol, pickles & or olives.
11. If you call someone a “Hoser” – it’s not slang for Firemen.
12. You acknowledge the “r”‘s at the end of a word.
13. You speak 3 languages: English, French & Beer
14. You know that if someone refers to “Bubbles” its a trailer park boys reference, not a dancer.
15. You know who sang the song about which Canadian comedian that humped a dead moose.
16. You know that if someone wears a jersey with a “C” on it, you know it’s not just for “Canada” it could be “Calgary” or “The Habs”.
17. You know the difference between a squirrel & a chipmunk.
18. You say “sorry” at least once in a conversation, even if you have nothing to be “sorry” about.
19. You try to HUG everyone, when a hand shake will do.
20. You think you need to pee on someone if they’ve been stung by a jellyfish!
If you’ve answered “YES” to 2 or more of these questions then you MAY have contracted Canadianitis! The ONLY remedy is to come celebrate with us THIS FRIDAY JULY 1st for CANADA DAY!
Prizes, Canadian Food/Drinks, and heaps of actual Canadians will be at ours, so pop on in, and get your Red & White on to “gitter done”!












































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