Here at 1 Two 3 we are the home of the cougar, the puma, the dirty dawgs, the silver fox, the stallions, and the sexy kittens, in fact 1 Two 3 turns into an exotic campus over the weekend!

While we are all about promoting good times and scandalous behaviours *winks* there is a certain etiquette that should be observed in our jungle that we love.

#1 – On a busy Saturday night shouting “Hey Bartender – over here” or “snapping” in their general direction will not make them want to serve you quicker. Nor does waving your money at them, we realize they are super sexy and delightful (but as far as we know) they aren’t strippers; you’ll only be getting a round, not a lappy.

#2 – It is extremely encouraged at all times to ride an invisible horse, do the sprinkler, the monkey or any other dance move from the disco era and/or openly mock your friends dance moves on our cameras or in front of our staff. It’ll even put a smile on our bouncers face – we promise!

#3 – If you can’t pronounce the name of the drink you wanted to order without slurring your words, chances are we aren’t going to pour it for you. Threatening our lives (true story) and telling us “do you know who I am” probably won’t get a drink in your hand anytime soon. No offense mate, just a hot tip.

#4 – Our staff does enjoy hugging patrons, especially the cute ones, but please keep in mind that just because you’re about 5 shots deep and 6 beers in and are feeling particularly love-y doesn’t mean that our staff is quite at your level of love and appreciation. So be a doll and just count for 5 seconds then let go, this will avoid any awkward lingering embraces…

#5 -If you happen to see one of our servers with a tray full of drinks, trying to get through the crowd to get to the tables, I personally wouldn’t start making out with someone so they can’t get past you, or start “sexy” dancing with your bestie to impress the Rugby team. Let the poor girl through, then bloody well carry on with the good stuff!

While we do enjoy the company of all you gorgeous beasts out there, we simply had to tell you how we were feeling. We think that this will help our relationship grow to the next level! So now that we’ve said our piece, what are some of your pet peeves when you go out to bars! Lay it on us, we wanna know!