Nude Calendar Launch Party

1 Two 3 Mediterranean Restaurant & Loungebar has just celebrated the release of their first ever NAKED Calendar for Charity! This award winning restaurant coupled with their sister restaurants Yellowfin Seafood Dining & Sage Cafe Restaurant had enough staff to spare, that dared to go bare, watch as 26 ladies & gents get stripped. Click play and watch the making of the calendar and what happened at the Launch Party!

Naked Calendar Unleashed! from 1two3dining on Vimeo.

Ode to the “Spilly” Drinker

Dearest “Spilly Drinker” this one’s for you!

Where oh where to begin…

Mr. Spilly Drinker if spilling alcohol was a crime you’d be locked up for life, with reckless abandonment of your bevy! Which now by the way…. I literally am wearing!

Mr. Spilly Drinker, before you came out tonight with your shakey hands, slippery grip, and “tosser attitude” I was dressed beautifully in my newest frock from Gear Box. Not that Gear Box means anything to you, or anything in general but I rather well liked my new dress and paid generously for it. IT was Satin. You and your stupid Ed Hardy shirt and Dexter wearing jeans probably wouldn’t understand.

Mr. Spilly Drinker not ONLY did you spill your drink down my entire right leg, saturating my new dress, and parts of my hair, your careless motion also forced me to drop My drink. Causing a chain reaction of drink spilling, and reckless alcohol abandonment. I do not take kindly to you wrecking my dress, but after a LONG exhausting week I take even LESS kindly to you ripping that sweet, precious nectar from my unsuspecting grasp!!!

Mr. Spilly drinker at this point it would have been nice for you to say you were sorry. Which you did not. It would have been “nice” for you to offer to purchase me another beverage, since you so rudely knocked over mine. Which you did not. Furthermore Mr. Spilly Drinker it would have been RRReal “nice” if you didn’t point and laugh and motion to your friends to look at your creative, alcohol wasting, splatter mess (which is me by the way), then walk away like a big drink spillin’ jerkface. Which you completely did.

As you walked away Mr. Spilly Drinker another lovely young lady wearing fabulous heels slipped on your mess, she was caught in time before she hit the floor, but only to head butt the waitress who was coming over to clean up the spill on Aisle “All your fault”. (They don’t get paid extra for that by the way).

So Mr. Spilly Drinker in conclusion, I may have not retaliated on site, but it will happen. You won’t know when, you won’t know where, but if I see your mocking Spilly lil’ face again, it’s on like donkey kong! If you happen to feel something cold and icy that smells suspiciously like stale alcohol drippin’ down your back that would be me, then like a night riding splatter ninja I’ll disappear into the crowd. OR depending on how “fun” I’m feeling you might just wear a drink in your crotch mate, then I too will motion to my friends and laugh and point at your spilly sensationalism.

Word to the wise folks: You spill a drink, you buy a drink. Eye for an eye, drink for a drink. It’s in the bible.

I love Food Awards – Shameless Plea!

Hi All!

OK apologies for the possible annoying nature of this shameless plea, but we’re calling on all of you lovelies to give us your vote if you possibly can or want to?! (You have to be living in Oz at the time of the draw, if this still applies to you, keep on readin’)

The best part of this is that you have a chance of winning up to $10,000 all on your own for casting a vote that only takes 5 mins of your time!

So here’s the deal:
We are nominating the restaurants again this year in the I Love Food Awards on the Lifestyle Channel (Foxtel TV).

1two3 Dining & Lounge Bar took out the Best Mediterranean Restaurant category last year!
GO TEAM!

So we Really, Really need YOU and your friends to vote for us in these fantastic awards so we can keep our title!

AND – Just by doing so you go into the draw to win a $10’000 cash prize!

Go to: http://www.lifestylefood.com.au/ilovefoodawards/

and PLEASE vote for us in the following categories:

1) 1 two 3 Mediterranean Dining (Flavours of the World)
2) Sage Cafe Restaurant (Family Dining)
3) Yellowfin Seafood Restaurant (Best Seafood)

So, here is the deal:
1) go to the website and place your 3 votes in the categories above

2) then send a group email to everyone you know (must be Australian residents) and ask them to do the same. You can only vote once for each restaurant from the same email address (but if you have more than one, please register a vote for all three restaurants from each email address.)

3) Go and stand near your mailbox and wait for your $10’000 cheque to arrive! You could be the lucky winner!!!

4) Get ready for the HUGE PARTY that we will be throwing if we win again in any of the categories above!!

Thanks in advance for your support!!
The teams @ 1two3, sage & Yellowfin

Join us on TWITTER

@1two3dining

@SageRestaurant

@Yellowfinding

and let us know if you voted!

Cheers~